Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 16, 2022

And it was a choice of up or down from there. He looked up, and …

Nowhere to go but up

I had a " comment " but I’m not going to go there , sorry : (

Best to keep it to yourself….LOL!

Why’d you hit your wife with the coffee table? Because I couldn’t lift the couch :-D

What do you bet the punchline was “I flunked noses” before the syndicate rejected it?

More money in knees.

Then why didn’t he pick noses?

Ha! Ha! I’m just kidding. I decided to pick your brain right then!

Good answer.

If he was a proctologist he could say he started at the bottom