“Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.” W. C. Fields
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” Johnny Carson
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman
“Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” Lee Marvin
C over 2 years ago
Raising the ante
seanfear over 2 years ago
I just realized the fink got knees
BigDaveGlass over 2 years ago
Good one……
sandpiper over 2 years ago
First the gold, then the spell. No returns. Business as usual.
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
If you want to butter him up, you first have to grease his palm.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Fink! Don’t you dare put the Wiz in the dungeon…or you’ll never have rain…
J. R. M. over 2 years ago
Not the best time, but the most effective; so, actually, yeah, it IS the best time.
Yakety Sax over 2 years ago
“Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.” W. C. Fields
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” Johnny Carson
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman
“Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” Lee Marvin
JD'Huntsville'AL over 2 years ago
I love the rainmaker story told (sung) by “The Fifth Dimension.”
https://youtu.be/SbyhvxPYUUg
cocavan11 over 2 years ago
I expected his response to be “I knew no such camel.”
Just-me over 2 years ago
Timing is everything in these situations.
chris.lemarie over 2 years ago
For some reason, the Fink reminds me of Jake Blues / John Belushi begging for his life in front of Carrie Fisher in the tunnel…
brklnbern over 2 years ago
Seems like great timing to me.
pchemcat over 2 years ago
Perfect timing Wiz.