A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph. Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!! Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer “How did you get all these three legged chickens?” The farmer replied, “I breed ‘em. Ya see it’s me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece.” “That’s amazing!” said the driver “How do they taste?”
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
All of a sudden in the wink of an eye
A cotton-tailed rabbit just passed me by
I took my foot off the bird and man alive
I shoved it on down into overdrive.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good LOL from the past.
j_m_kuehl almost 2 years ago
we’re wining by a hare
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Hare-brained.
DaveG1960 almost 2 years ago
Should have just bet him to be first home, then shoot in your extremities into your shell…..
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
This is hare raising…
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
He added apteryx to his fuel supply.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Eat my dust, bunny!”
(¬_¬)
Yakety Sax almost 2 years ago
The Three Legged Chicken
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph. Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!! Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer “How did you get all these three legged chickens?” The farmer replied, “I breed ‘em. Ya see it’s me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece.” “That’s amazing!” said the driver “How do they taste?”
“Don’t rightly know, I ain’t caught one yet!”
awcoffman almost 2 years ago
Meep, Meep!
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
Achilles’s tortoise wins again.
Nuclear Nemesis almost 2 years ago
Anybody figured out what that is on the left edge of the last panel?
WentHulk almost 2 years ago
lol