Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 11, 2023

YOU’RE OLD

there ya go

Discover spelled backwards is REVOCSID.

I didn’t need Amazon reviews. Some guy in the mirror told me.

My aching body tells me how old I am.

muscles pains and cramps should do

After a certain time in life you no longer need vitamins O, L, and D.

As a man, I suspected I looked old when young, attractive women started opening doors for me and gallantly let me go in first, saying, “Need help there, Sir?” (And I appreciated the assistance.)

I knew I was old when I opened my mail and found my Medicare Card, I thought I had to request it.

Constipation and Lady Crap tells you.

Your body makes the announcement in numerous ways.

Would someone please tell my brain that the body it is in is not 25 years old anymore?

Why do we always need to buy more Tylenol?

Remember Aunty, they say you are only as old as you feel………….to the person touching your naked body.

NOW try and sleep tonight with that picture stuck in your head. :-))

I’m not sure about the Amazon reviews. Some days I feel young, other days I feel incredibly ancient.

I remember when my driver’s license was changed from brown hair to gray.

In a way they do, when they say “Well hello young man”.

i didn’t even know there was such a thing as “vitamin reviews”…