Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 30, 2022

Someone gotta check the health insurance for coverage over heart attacks

Just how much money does Adam make that he can afford to single highhandedly keep a coffee shop afloat? Also, how has his heart not exploded already from all that caffeine?

Adam is spending Laura’s royalties apparently!

Ahh, gluttony is in da house!!!!

Poor Andre. When it rains, it FLOODS!

The only thing I understood was the 3 muffins. I drink Luzianne decaf brewed in my new coffee pot.

Andre will have to peel him off the ceiling—that is, if he doesn’t rocket right through it!!

He can see smells!

My only order is “small black coffee”. My only concession to the fancy joints is “no room”.

Nature is healing.

Spending his wife’s money from her new book? Well, at least he’s out of the house…

I know a couple of folks who consume caffeine like that. Jumpy bunch…

Well, the silver lining is he won’t need cab fare for the ride home, he’ll just float there…

No wonder Adam has to work all hours of the day and night. His addiction is crushing.

Being a tea drinker who has never been in a coffee shop in my life, it sounds like Adam is having a stroke.

He must be a successful writer with a very large coffee budget. Maybe he should talk to his tax attorney about claiming his coffee purchases off his taxes…..

I think he just paid the rent.

3 muffins? if the coffee dont kill you 3 muffins will