Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 30, 2022

It is, just not what you had in mind

Try this, Andy, for multi-tasking: sit down, read the newspaper’s want-adverts, and actually apply for the job.

Andy actually looking in the Mirror.

pshhh … some people just need convincing all day don’t they!?

Nice to see our favorite fog painting! That is probably a racing form though eh Andy?

“You’re absolutely right. Fetch me a beer luv.”

Get a job Andy and you could be like this guy…… ha ha ha.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-30th-june-2022-27328024

A tisket, a tasket, a green-capped-fellow basket case.

Hey, at least he’s sober—for once!!

BTW, I’m not good at multitasking, myself. One time, I was trying to pay three bills at once—and I forgot to sign my rent check!!

And can Andy chew gum at the same time too?

Well, if you must split hairs, Flo…he’s sitting, reading, thinking and talking. And mind you, he doesn’t think most times!

Uh oh. We are missing someone this morning.

well, for some of us……

Partial credit for having is legs crossed as well, Flo?

Now if he were drinking an ale, he’s be doing three things at once.

Not unless he is a jockey!

Multitasking is just a way to do a poor job on more things

Fetch me a beer, then.

Don’t forget our hero is also breathing at the same time.

multi-tasking? No problem for Andy. Can drink, coddle lass, cage his next mooched pint and spot a game of darts loser all at same time.

And I’m thinking good things about you, Flo!

Actually for him, breathing and blink his eyes is multitasking and close to overload.

And get away from that page with the girlie pic!

He’s sitting down, reading the paper while talking to Flo.

That is multitasking in my book. Haha.

P.S. Where is Affie?

xxx

Yes, but Flo, he’s chewing gum AT THE SAME TIME!!! (Possibly f@rting, too, but I leave that to the imagination of the reader.)

OK, the real answer is “I’m sitting down AND I’m reading the newspaper AND I’m talking with you.” Trifecta!

Maybe if he was also drinking a beer, it would be multitasking.