Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 01, 2022

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Great idea. How do I do that to Spouse’s TV (while maintaining a pleasant relationship with Spouse, of course)?

Ick. He can just keep them now.

Ha! My third pair today. I’m making a killing at the pawn shop.

Sometimes you just have to go to the source.

this is a revolutionary idea.

This method is a bit more portable than the classic ’toon combination of a hunting bow and a toilet plunger.

At first I thought this was a variation on this kind of face mask: https://post.healthline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/N95_Mask_732x549-thumbnail.jpg

Looks like a nose cancelling headset.

Why bother telling the person wearing them properly?

Some people have no class, let alone a clue to how rude they are.

At least he bought something at the coffee shop instead of just camping out and WiFi freeloading.

I find it interesting sitting in Starbucks listening in to one side of a conversation and speculating on the other side. If they have no shame in sharing, I feel no guilt in listening.

Amazoom, I’d like to order 130,987,246 of those.

If all of those coffee cups are his, I understand the bugged out eyes. He’s tighter strung than a violin.

If only you could really do that. I would have three or four pair in my desk at all times.

As do baseball bats……

Bwahahahaha! That’s a good one!

Many noise-cancelling headphones are optimized for use on airplanes. They are designed to remove the low frequencies associated with the jet engines and the low frequency vibrations in the body of the plane. This type of headphone is not so great at filtering out the voice frequency range.