My parents moved to Raleigh, NC from upstate NY. One morning they were having breakfast at a diner. My father, feeling a little nostalgic, asked the high school aged waitress if they had hard rolls. In all earnestness she replied “oh no, sir, they’re fresh daily”.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
And you’d better catch the refrigerator that’s running and let Prince Albert out of the can.
GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
I also have a cream pie headed your way at high speed…
Doug K over 2 years ago
His buns get even stickier as the humidity increases.
C over 2 years ago
Not very bunny
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I bet that he is good at phone pranks.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
If he shaved that joke, it would still be past retirement age.
P51Strega over 2 years ago
He has doughnuts too, but still managed to have kids.
derdave969 over 2 years ago
My parents moved to Raleigh, NC from upstate NY. One morning they were having breakfast at a diner. My father, feeling a little nostalgic, asked the high school aged waitress if they had hard rolls. In all earnestness she replied “oh no, sir, they’re fresh daily”.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Ask him about his hot, cross buns…
(¬_¬)
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
in that case, I’ll have a waxing crescent… And what will you have Ernie..?
paranormal over 2 years ago
Ask him if his refrigerator is running…
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Saved by auto-correct, he meant to ‘stinky buns’.
braindead Premium Member over 2 years ago
What about frogs’ legs, do you have those?