Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 08, 2022

In bribes get all you can before saying yes.

Many states require lawyers to take mandatory ethics training every three years and it must be in person, not a recording or video. What a joke.

Lessons learned

I’ll bet he’s their ace student. Learned to maximize the bribe.

I’d give him ten not to come with me!!!

Not really a bribe. More like mandatory spousal maintaining.

Why do some women want their husbands to go to the store with them? I always preferred to go alone, for a little peace & quiet, away from the family.

well, he’s already learned something in that training!

2 to 1 odds says he’ll take 5

One place I worked had a mandatory “Sexual Harassment Training” course. A year – and many jokes – later, they renamed it to “Sexual Harassment Prevention Training”.

Call it research.

Obviously rule #1 at that company as far as bribes is concerned is don’t be bought off cheaply.

Looks like he’s successfully completed the training, and knows how to accept bribes now…

For courses like that I’d pay to not have to attend.