FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 19, 2022

How about you, Roger, stop being a vacation doopa-head when it comes to not-so-real vacations?

“Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. " (The Beatles)

Water snob. Hum. Well what is the fake sea made of.

The Truman show

I wonder what they used for the fake sand.

Kind of like the end of “The Truman Show”

so – at the end of the week, the kids will have had a good time and Roger will have had a good time. Sadly, Andy decided to make her time miserable.

Truman Show flashback… :)

So now the dailies are in color, yet we still can’t get the Classic FoxTrot Sundays?

I’m going to repeat this each day until there is an explanation or it is changed. Stone Soup got their Classic Sundays eventually, it needs to happen here too.

This arc reminds me of a resort in Mexico where the sand on the beach was about a quarter inch deep, spread over the solid limestone base.

I wouldn’t mind going to one of those water parks with the machine-generated waves.

Must be a really popular place, there are ZERO people on he beach with the exception of Andy and Roger.

“For the World Is Hollow and I Have [Bumped My Head On] The Sky”

Got any fake sharks in that fake ocean?