The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for July 16, 2022

To say Pierpoint is dim is like saying the sun is a light.

Pierpoint might be able to understand "Flowers, Dinner, WIne a Movie, but “Diamonds”….?

I was acquainted with a man who complained about not having any success with the ladies. He complained about it so much I finally told him that:

1. Treat a woman as a person, not an object by not saying to her, “Hey b*tch, wanna dance?” at a bar. (Yes, he told me he actually did that…)

2. That there is more to the art of seduction (his primary and only goal) than offering to get a 6-pack and a stag flick.

He moved away not long after, don’t know if he had any success wherever it was he wound up.

It’s because Bunnies are easy…

—Which explains why Pierpoint will never enjoy Warren’s “success” with the ladies….

Talking is the key…..