Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2022

See, the problem is if Rodney goes in, he’ll rust up solid.

did Bung just get taller?

Anyone who plays with the King may want to “accidentally” make “mistakes” like this on purpose, too.

Hence, the expression “Bung ’im in the water”……

Bung better look out for the pond monster, or he might end up as a warm entree.

Given the weather we’ve had over the last few months, I’d agree with Bung!

Can’t do that in Florida you could get eaten!

it’s hot, there’s water, he’s no fool

no telling how deep it is, alcohol is lighter than water.

So hot, and yet Rod is golfing in armor. Has anyone ever seen Rod out of his armor? I think he must owe somebody money, as much as he protects himself.

Play it where it lies. That’s where it lies.

Rule 27-1: If a ball is lost as a result of not being found or identified as his by the player within five minutes after the player’s side or his or their caddies have begun to search for it, the player must play a ball, under penalty of one stroke, as nearly as possible at the spot from which the original ball was .

Trees work almost as well, Bung. But playing out of the woods is a pain.

Golf in Texas

The heat and lawn fertilizer runoff has overrun ponds with green algae bloom. Drop a ball. It’s not worth dying over.

Now all bung needs is for Jesus to dip his finger in that puddle….

Obviously not anywhere near present day Florida or they’d think twice about doing that

If the great Dean Smith ever came up with a “Four Corners” strategy for golf, I don’t think this was it.