Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 27, 2022

Too many “clothes” call out there.

More interesting birds over there

“Excuse me sir. But we’re over here.”

Nude beaches are never occupied by people you want to see there.

Nude beaches -—- too many ugly people.

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In England, girls and women are called “Birds”, among other slang terms. So our hero, being from London, is looking in the right direction.

“There’s good naked and there’s bad naked.” Jerry Seinfeld

There’s nothing to see there.

pornithologist

How can you tell which is the blind man on a nude beach ? It’s not hard.

Nude beaches teach you why clothing was such a good invention.

Is he gonna ‘tweet’ his pix?

Hey dummy! Over here!

Ewww, creepy, and a waste of time. Ummm, so i hear…

My daughter works in a hospital in Florida, near a nudist colony. She says the people who live there are definitely not people you would want to see in the nude.

The beach must be in England…

Hello, Ladies! Yeah baby, that is Shagadelic, baby. So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? You know you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater. I don’t kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby! Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! Oh, behave!

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What with the obesity of the average person these days, the birds are more interesting to look at!

A flight of fantasy. :)

Well, if he does decides to turn and watch birds – he certainly won’t need the binoculars.

Is that the seagull from Wallace the Brave?

The birds are prettier. Just sayin’.