Whenever I start to think that maybe I’m left all alone and a big loser, I reflect on all those people, some who I know, who are even worse off despite having inescapable “companionship.”
No, Bob, don’t feel like that! There’s nothing wrongWith being an old maid. There is something very wrong with entering into life-changing commitments merely because you feel it’s what’s expected.
Story of my life, Bob! I may be a 35 year old man, but my brain injury in my early 20s prevents me from having the desire to seek a relationship! It doesn’t help that SSD is only around $900 a month and I live with my parents.X(
I thought Rat was going to say “Getting married wont’ change that.” — Also, it IS like musical chairs, it’s just that, instead of all the chairs being taken, all the women you’d really want to marry and might want to marry you get taken.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
For once, I agree with Rat.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
One could argue that his friends, who are all getting married, are playing Russian Roulette.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
How profound, Rat.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Bob, be satisfied with yourself, your friends have their own lives to live
sirbadger about 2 years ago
Musical chairs is more fun unless you are competing against a 300 pound twerk master.
Concretionist about 2 years ago
Musical chairs is training in how to be pushy in order to win. I hated it.
Alexander the Good Enough about 2 years ago
Whenever I start to think that maybe I’m left all alone and a big loser, I reflect on all those people, some who I know, who are even worse off despite having inescapable “companionship.”
Charles about 2 years ago
Too many people treat marriage like a game of musical chairs.
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
Marriage is the first step toward divorce.
iggyman about 2 years ago
“Marriages are made in heaven, Divorces are made in Reno” a friend once said!
Gent about 2 years ago
Musical chairs? Naah. Look more like rat race.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I’m a bachelor for life, baby! I ain’t going to spend my life with a ball and chain.
evilgas about 2 years ago
“It’s a TRAP!” – Admiral Ackbar 52 BBY – 34ABY
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 years ago
it doesn’t look like musical chairs there’s too many chairs
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
More like musical beds.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
It’s probably best to not rush things, but what do I know? I’m just some random guy on the internet.
david_42 about 2 years ago
I got married at 58. First for me, second for my wife. Best time of my life.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
Musical chairs is real life, too.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Nothing is guaranteed in life…
John Jorgensen about 2 years ago
No, Bob, don’t feel like that! There’s nothing wrongWith being an old maid. There is something very wrong with entering into life-changing commitments merely because you feel it’s what’s expected.
mfrasca about 2 years ago
There’s a penguin next door who wants to get married.
KEA about 2 years ago
Marriage is overrated but not nearly as much as weddings
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
You find the right partner, life can be good; wrong one can make life a living misery. (works the same with husbands too)…..
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
The way the rules keep changing,real life can SEEM like Musical Chairs!!
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Neighbor Bob was Neighbor Cassanova before Rat introduced him to Lorena Bobbitt.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Well, Bob, on the plus side, your sperm-bank deposits mean you have thousands of children before them.
dlaemmerhirt999 about 2 years ago
Story of my life, Bob! I may be a 35 year old man, but my brain injury in my early 20s prevents me from having the desire to seek a relationship! It doesn’t help that SSD is only around $900 a month and I live with my parents.X(
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Speaking of Real Life:
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart
I’ll turn and run away
Everyday we’ve all been led astray
It’s hard to be lucky in love
It gets in your eyes
It’s making you cry
Don’t know what to do
Don’t know what to do
You’re looking for love
Calling heaven above
Send me an angel
Send me an angel
Right now, right now
syzygy47 about 2 years ago
I know they say all the good ones are taken neighbor Bob, but wait..Amber Heard is available now.
Cut to the scene from the 80’s Twilight Zone movie “Wanna see something really scary?”
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Wrong person to talk about this with, Bob.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Look, Neighbor Bob. Here’s the bitter truth: as a character in “Pearls Before Swine,” you are always a loser (and frequently dead). Deal with it.
pontiac59 about 2 years ago
Neighbor Bob, just be patient and see what happens to your friends over the next 10-20 years. I guarantee half of them will divorce.
Ron Bauerle about 2 years ago
I’d rather be lonely than bored or in conflict, and I’m too busy to be lonely…
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
I thought Rat was going to say “Getting married wont’ change that.” — Also, it IS like musical chairs, it’s just that, instead of all the chairs being taken, all the women you’d really want to marry and might want to marry you get taken.
ekke about 2 years ago
If you’re OK with leftovers, just wait a couple of years …
unfair.de about 2 years ago
Just wait until the music start again
WDD about 2 years ago
Go MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way).