Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 21, 2022

But, if Dad keeps up with the bad dad-jokes, Wallace’s swimming is going to continue to improve.

Now try that with Phoebe.

“When Dad jokes turn lethal. Next up, on whatever crappy daytime show is still on the air now.”

I don’t think Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Lord Splendid Humility, Florence Unfortunate Nostrils, Infernus Unicorn of Death, or any other mythical equine from Dana Simpson’s comic would like that joke, sir.

Yep, that’s yer dad. As Mork from Ork would say, “Humor! Arr Arr!”

“you can’t swim home from here!” (Bets?)

That was painful

So corny.

Swim Wallace! Swim for a new father whose possibly a narwhal who has better Dad Jokes!

panel 4 – The seagull wants some popcorn now.

Maybe he’s just so excited he has to show Spud right now..?

Well played Dad, well played.

The superstructure disappeared before Wallace did.

You know the joke is bad when Wallace starts to swim home

Wallace is having the only plausible reaction to that Dad joke.

Serves him well for not bringing a microwave on board. :P

I’ve got to remember this and try it on people.

Wanna bet!

This is such a Bad Joke that I didn’t get it at all until I read the comments. Thanks, guys!

I like how the angles in the artwork give you the illusion of the boat actually rocking on the waves!Also, I too didn’t get the joke until I read the comments. Got a big grin once I did, though – I love a “terrible” punchline! My favourite joke is the famous riddle “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”

Boo! :D

Funny guy and don’t forget folks, he will be playing all week…….

You’re lucky, dad. If I were Wallace, I would’ve tried to push you overboard for that one.

This strip just keeps getting better.

The first story of unicorns came from a visitor to India where the rhinoceroses have but one horn. The rest of the early stories came from his description. This is why you cannot rely upon the testimony of just one witness.

when I was a kid my dad would do really bad jokes just like that.

Took me a second…good one!

Great one! It’s been a long time since I started spontaneously laughing at something on this site.

And for those who are unaware, the Pun is the highest form of humor. That’s why wise people are called Pundits.

I RETURN

This is my new fave joke!

i thought seagull was his pet

Took me a long time to get this dad’s joke: a single popcorn kernel = unicorn.

Dad jokes groan