He’s a shoo in for a top management position.
“Do not write in shaded area.” … is for your protection – an acorn, a walnut, or an apple (or bird droppings?) could fall on your head.
[A helmet could also help with that – that’s what Ernie needs.]
“Do not write in shaded areas” is so you can read all of the questions properly to give the right answers.
Which you did.
Very very funny today. Great miss-application.
Dad always said, " those that can, do…those that can’t become managers…"
Obviously, Ernie is overqualified for that job!
Address: “sir”
State: {he says} “sir”
Tel: “When I have a really good hand, I force a frown”
And under “sex”, he wrote, “Not on the first date.”
Tax Accountant…?
Very funny.
Brandon’s press secretary.
When filling out a questionaire for the draft in a room full of only men, the person in charge said we had 13 who had been pregnant! P. S. This was in 1965.
[Sex?] “I’m for it!”
[Are you a minor?] “No, but my grandfather did some prospecting…”
[Marital Status?] “Not sure. I think she’s still mad about last night…”
Therein dumb and then is Frank and Ernie!
He’s very good at alternate thinking.
Brilliant! I just wish I was still teaching job search skills, because I’d be using this for sure!
For “Race” he put NASCAR
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oldpine52 over 2 years ago
He’s a shoo in for a top management position.
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Do not write in shaded area.” … is for your protection – an acorn, a walnut, or an apple (or bird droppings?) could fall on your head.
[A helmet could also help with that – that’s what Ernie needs.]
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
“Do not write in shaded areas” is so you can read all of the questions properly to give the right answers.
Which you did.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Very very funny today. Great miss-application.
jmcguire over 2 years ago
Dad always said, " those that can, do…those that can’t become managers…"
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Obviously, Ernie is overqualified for that job!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Address: “sir”
State: {he says} “sir”
Tel: “When I have a really good hand, I force a frown”
uniquename over 2 years ago
And under “sex”, he wrote, “Not on the first date.”
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
Tax Accountant…?
e.groves over 2 years ago
Very funny.
maliboo over 2 years ago
Brandon’s press secretary.
Nala the Great over 2 years ago
When filling out a questionaire for the draft in a room full of only men, the person in charge said we had 13 who had been pregnant! P. S. This was in 1965.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
[Sex?] “I’m for it!”
[Are you a minor?] “No, but my grandfather did some prospecting…”
[Marital Status?] “Not sure. I think she’s still mad about last night…”
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Therein dumb and then is Frank and Ernie!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
He’s very good at alternate thinking.
Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brilliant! I just wish I was still teaching job search skills, because I’d be using this for sure!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
For “Race” he put NASCAR