La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 31, 2022

Tommy is Chinese-Canadian… thus “other things.”

Where is Dave?

My momma talkin’ to me tryin’ to tell me how to liveBut I don’t listen to her ‘cause my head is like a sieveMy daddy, he disowned me ’cause I wear my sister’s clothesHe caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhoseMy basketball coach, he done kicked me off the teamFor wearin’ high-heel sneakers and actin’ like a queen- C & C (and some other guys)

Cheech: “Man, I’m going to get fired. This is the forth time I’ve been late this week and it’s only Tuesday.”

Didn’t Cheech really open an art gallery recently?

Tommy Chong turned 84 this year. Whatever that liquid is that he’s floating in, it seems to be working.

We visited The Cheech museum in Riverside, California two weeks ago. It’s a great space with a stunning collection.

You shoulda took the reds, man.