Thatababy by Paul Trap for July 14, 2022

fumigation with a giant aerosol can of Raid

You probably don’t have one.

Don’t call an extermination for just that one, though! 9/10.

If you live in the north and have roaches, people look at you funny. If you live in the south and don’t have roaches, people look at you funny.

Plus, they survived whatever killed thedinosaurs!

Good news for some people in North Carolina. There is a pest control company who is paying people to let the company to place 100 roaches in their house. The company will then try to get rid of them using some new processes. Easy Money!

cue music: dah-dum…dahdum…dahdum-dahdum….

Almost, but not quite….

Hope they didn’t just come from a restaurant somewhere…

That “almost” is doing a lot of work, here.