Studio Jantze by Michael Jantze for July 03, 2022

Logical that a mermaid be painted with water and with color.

Keep her away from the Ballard locks. Traffic would come to a standstill. And then there’s those pesky sealions.

“There was mermaid Mitsy,

Met her down in Madagascar,

She would kiss me

anytime that I would ask her,

Then one evening,

The flame of love blew out.

Blow me down,

Pick me up,

She swapped me for a trout!" — “Whale of a Tale” from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (The movie. Song sung by Kirk Douglas)

She has quite the honker for someone who doesn’t breathe air.