Then the barber says, “I ain’t workin’ here no more !”
(I could be speaking from a Dangerous field, but …)
Then Job said, “… and take my wife, please. … Oh, no. … Wait. … God already did that. … er … I mean God allowed Satan to do it.” (Or was his wife the only “thing” that was not taken from him?)
This would have been funny in 1976.
Job has had a lot of close shaves.
Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord…
Congregation: Oh Lord…
Chaplain: Oooh you are so big…
Congregation: Oooh you are so big…
Chaplain: So absolutely huge.
Congregation: So ab – solutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tellyou.
Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tellyou.
Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fan – tastic.
Headmaster: Amen.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
Pharmakeus Ubik over 2 years ago
Then the barber says, “I ain’t workin’ here no more !”
Doug K over 2 years ago
(I could be speaking from a Dangerous field, but …)
Then Job said, “… and take my wife, please. … Oh, no. … Wait. … God already did that. … er … I mean God allowed Satan to do it.” (Or was his wife the only “thing” that was not taken from him?)
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
This would have been funny in 1976.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Job has had a lot of close shaves.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord…
Congregation: Oh Lord…
Chaplain: Oooh you are so big…
Congregation: Oooh you are so big…
Chaplain: So absolutely huge.
Congregation: So ab – solutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tellyou.
Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tellyou.
Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fan – tastic.
Headmaster: Amen.