Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 13, 2022

OH YUMMY

Almost a reason to sing ‘Dead Skunk’.

Was it yummy?

Free roadside food? What a lucky night! I wonder if he took it to the H.H. to share with his buddies?

A little venison is a welcome change from all that flabby domestic stuff.

Leo obviously misses dating Carrie, who telekinetically snapped power lines and slammed vehicles during their outings.

For a song and a dance Leo almost forgot himself…

Glad you had a good day Leopold…..

Skink

I know someone who once found TWO dead deer carcasses on the side of the highway.

So, you’re going to be pooping in Gary’s coffin for a week. Got it.

Hungry mutants find big roadkill compelling, viscerally pleasing! Leopold’s reaction to the deer carcass, in other words, was perfectly normal….