Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 18, 2022

Ralph approves. He’s gonna go for a taste in a minute.

Add bacon for a balanced diet

It needs to be cheese dip, that’s a waste of good beer (well, maybe not, it could be Schlitz)

Nacho-rally!

Dave reminds me Jeff Dunham’s Bubba J.

I got sick on a bag of Doritos….don’t ever eat the whole bag, because coming up it burned like HE¡¡! Ouch!

Homer… Simpson… Heaven!

My moat would be guacamole.

We’re going to need a bigger moat.

I thought castles had moats, not pyramids. I learn something new every day.

The grains and hops in beer provide additional roughage …!

No such moat would stop a Wisconsinite.

More like the Type II Diabetes pyramid.

Thought the moat would be salsa.

Cheese dip is good, Salsa is even better, but bean dip? that’s an ‘explosive’ combination.