Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 20, 2022

Who roasted that marshmallow and then DIDN’T EAT IT?!?!

Nice tan

Very punny, Ralph.

He really let himself go!

“Tell me s’more about camping.”

Yeah, camping always leaves me feeling burnt out.

It’s surprising that he made it back to tell about it.

Fun Fact…

When camping, rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against prevailing winds and other obstacles, just for the chance to rain on your tent!

What? No crackers and chocolate? No wonder he hates camping…..

Sorry, you’re still underdone. Burnt and runny is the way to eat marshmallows over a campfire – in a s’more is even better. That marshmallow has got to catch fire and burn a little. Yum!!

My neighbor just got back from 2 weeks vacation with 3 children under 7.

You got the short end of the stick.

Camping? Skewer that!

No s’more for me, I’m full.

Camping just burns him up.

Brings back a memory of one daughter shaking her flaming marshmallow to put it out, and it flying off the stick into the other daughter’s long blonde hair … no harm done except for the smell and resulting haircut …!

Neither do I.

Going camping in Colorado in a few weeks!