Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for July 08, 2022

It’s an IM from Bender

Skynet

Is that Google’s AI system called LaMDA?

And you see a problem with that?

Must be the Windows 12 update.

The killbots from Brewster Roket, haha

… calling Skynet, process uploaded …

I used to work for the Post Office and I’m pretty sure I once brought up a screen for launching the first strikes against UPS and FedEx.

Again? I hate it when that happens.

It’s written into the software.

Same basic message Kyle Rittenhouse had, and the judge and jury let him off.

That’s Microsoft for you. I use Apple, but the interface with my e-mail server is Microsoft, and it’s a nightmare of unpleasant surprises.

“Exterminate.” “All your base are belong to us.”

I try to feed the algorithm good old fashioned Quaker pacifism. Be a Friend.

I wouldn’t touch another key if I was him…..

Thanks for the warning

It is programmed to do that to scare you.