Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 21, 2022

We are sharing.

Can you put them on the table over there?

Ffi … thip! “Those were mine. Can you get me some more, please?”

But who puts cheese on their flies? This is Ontario so it has to be mayo.

“Whoever it was, look into the camera, smile and say …

In reality frogs only go after flying insects.

A frog’s brain is very simple:

If it is big and it doesn’t move, it’s the environment. Ignore it.

If it is big and it movers, it is a predator, JUMP!

If it is small and it moves, it’s food; stick your tongue out at it.

Oooh yummmy! Nothing is better than crispy fried wings with cheese!

M M M M M

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Awww… they’re so cute! Do they get an ice cold pitcher of beer with that?

Put gravy on them and they will be a smash in Canada.

Very cute but no mayo please.

If they’re served cold, would they be chilly cheese flies?

In NM, I order the green chile cheeseburgers without the cheese (allergies to milk fat).

They’re wearing berets. They must be French flies.

for dinner they can have home flies…

Hold the onions, please!

“Waiter! There’s a soup on my fly!”