Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 22, 2022

Now you see it, now you don’t.

Five Finger Discount doesn’t work in a Pawn Shop. But selling to the shop does!

… “I always wondered where it disappeared to.”

Whole lot of socks in there.

Here – I’ll save some of you the hassle of looking the word up like I did: prestidigitation (noun)1. Performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the hands; sleight of hand.2. Skill or cleverness, especially in deceiving others.

I could go to a precognition mart, see a watch as say “Hey that’s my watch” and then buy it and it would be mine.

Is this your card? American Express?

You lost it on your watch.

Well, thanks to gocomics, I’ve learned yet another word!