A lady came into my store and said she wanted something for ants. I asked if she wanted something to make them grow strong and healthy. She looked somewhat puzzled and said she wanted to get rid of them. I replied “Oh, the ant POISON is right over here.”
C over 2 years ago
Tick tok
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ant farms are a good way to teach kids the joys of watching your pets slowly die.
sirbadger over 2 years ago
You can be benevolent until you have a trillion ants. Then you have to worry about them conquering the world.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Eno didn’t ANTicipate the problems he may encounter!
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Be careful with solar powered ant farms.
Imagine over 2 years ago
THEM!
Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago
They’d just sting you to death!!!
bbenoit over 2 years ago
Oh Lord, is Eno having a god complex?
Lenavid over 2 years ago
Well then don’t subvert their Constitution.
Skeptical Meg over 2 years ago
This reminds me of a story (Bradbury?) about someone who keeps creatures who evolve quickly and decide he’s their god. It did not end well.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Petty people do petty things and yet they still get ahead. I suppose management needs petty people to do the dirty work.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eno needs to read George R.R. Martin’s “Sandkings.”
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ah – the “Putin” of ant farms!
rdh71254 over 2 years ago
Cause and effect: Don’t put your fingers where the ants can bite you and you won’t have reason to get ticked off.
po'dawg over 2 years ago
Order a tube of Fire ants just to spice things up. Ants love diversity.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eno, cruel and vengeful. Take away their beer. burp. :)
LJZ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Six legs good…two legs bad. Watch out Eno!
mwksix over 2 years ago
But not cruel to the ants with big noses. Not them. But the rest of them, look out!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
You can have mine, please.
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
How could a cute little ant tick off a nice guy like you?
jdsven over 2 years ago
So… Magnifying glass and the sun?
vacman over 2 years ago
A lady came into my store and said she wanted something for ants. I asked if she wanted something to make them grow strong and healthy. She looked somewhat puzzled and said she wanted to get rid of them. I replied “Oh, the ant POISON is right over here.”
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate Hate HAte HATe HATE ants.