The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2022

Would any of us forget that?

The grim streaker.

I know supermodels are skin and bones, but this is next level!

Where does Death shop for robes?

He should have known when they gave him a skeleton key for the changing room.

He should be kicked out: his scythe is a danger to anyone in the next booth AND he clearly hasn’t brought anything in to try on; he’s just getting naked in a changing booth.

Death will never forget the em-bare-ass-ment of being seen by Doug.

So that’s what Skeletor is up to these days eh.

“Captain, I’m changing- Oh, sorry Bones”!

And Death had some scythe-ing words for him.

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones……nothing to see here…some can see right through him…

Death is dressing for the holiday.

Death goes commando

what a bonehead…

He’s trying on an outfit to die for.

You reap what you sew

Wrong entity to catch with his pants down…after all, as the saying goes, dead men tell no tales.

Apparently, he didn’t know Yorick as well as he thought.

Doug’s real problem is that there’s a 3-item limit for the dressing rooms and he has 4!

I thought the expression was “brush with death.”

Death was trying on shorts and Hawaiian shirts for his vacation.

’Looks more like Charon to me.

Once you see him naked, you don’t fear the reaper.

Death should have noticed the sign in the fitting room that read “Beware Of Doug”.

I’m surprised Death let Doug live to tell about it!

There doesn’t seem to be another outfit to change into or out of.

“Death, Be Not Proud …”

Hey Death! Are you just happy to see me, or is that a bone in your pocket?

Sometimes the level of embarrassment can cut to the bone.

Oh, great… now, Death will have a bone to pick, with Doug.

After being on the Atkins diet, Death needed a new robe………