Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for July 11, 2022

I was going to have him respond with something clever in French, but I don’t speak it. My brother does, but lives two time zones east of here, and is probably asleep. Google translate is hopeless.

Expecting some other kind of French, maybe?

“Je ne fais pas trop de cours de français ! Ils m’en font trop !!“

(That’s from Google Translate, from

“I am not doing too many French lessons! They make me too much!!”)

Peut-être qu’il aurait dû apporter deux verres pour le vin.

Maybe he should have brought two glasses for the wine.

Ze French, ze French, a peculiar race

Zey fight with their feet and make love with their face.

Oui.

Few people understand the French… The reason for the mime.

I’ve been to France and never saw anyone dressed like that.

Watch out if he gets into Apache dancing and wants to use you as a partner. It’s a unique dance form somewhere between violent tango and domestic abuse.

Two men in bed together in a comic strips? What is this world coming to? Or it this some kind of role play?

Are you saying he is not a cunning linguist?

“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce sour?”

Try not to learn from 1950s stereotypes.