Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 28, 2022

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The body I want is waiting for me in bed right now, so I gotta go.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I feel your pain Frank

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    Is that like, “You can’t get there from here”..?

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Lots of that going around

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    Ned Snipes  over 2 years ago

    I had a body like that, took a lot of maintenance, stopped maintaining it 2 decades ago, I wish I hadn’t.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    You need to give up on that body and recycle it.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Set realistic expectations (you aren’t going to win Mr. Universe) and take your time. You get there eventually.

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    walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In spite of years of swimming laps, walking, lifting, etc I still weigh the same, but I am getting a tire and the start of man-boobs. My doc told me our bodies change over time, and that made it easier to accept.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Frank… tell Ernie to stop boinking those on his head….!

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    Nala the Great  over 2 years ago

    I’m wearing a shirt that says “I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it’s ready.”

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Too bad you can’t get them ‘off the rack’…

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    the mental exercises i’ve tried worked about as well…

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    MT Wallet   over 2 years ago

    “A giraffe can be converted into Salma Hayek if you have enough time and plastic surgeons.” —Ray Magliozzi

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    catmother1964  over 2 years ago

    This one is very true!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago

    every year when I check myself out in the mirror (yes once a year assessment) I look better and better. of course the fact that my eyesight is slowly fading may have something to do with that. but then again…….

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