Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 23, 2022

When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, just like my grandfather, not screaming, like the people in his car.

It’s a bit messy but Mack Truck Disease is quick. You simply look up and “Oh! Mack Truck”.

But nobody cried or shed a tear. Not even his closest ones. Tears is salty ya knows.

He’s not dead. It’s just another shell game.

When I die, I want to be cremated and have the ashes thrown in my father’s face.

I slipped on some slime and I can’t get up!

He could only eat one Lays Potato Chip

Reference to an old commercial

Let us pray…..we shell never forget the icky path he left in his memory.

Should we have him salted or shellacked?

Oh no! Was he a-salted?

When I die, I want my last words to be, “I left a million dollars under the……………………………….”

How do they know he didn’t break into someone else’s home?

aw…he was salt of the earth

“He’s dead, Jim.”“How can you tell?”

Oh, wait. He just fell on his face.

Salt of the earth.

that s car went…

His doctor warned him about his salt intake. He didn’t listen.