Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 22, 2022

Why not frosted flakes?

How did it take something like this to make me realize that Marigold literally eats food off the ground?

if going to to the shore, I don’t think I’d want to eat soggy corn flakes when the tide comes in

Corn flakes—what I eat when I don’t have anything else to eat.

She should have magically covered the ground with Lucky Charms. They’re “Magically Delicious!”

Maybe should you take out your umbrella before milk is delivered, Phoebe.

And someone just two strips ago said it was repetivie.

That’s a corny joke, Marigold to pull on Phoebe!

Nothing’s more delicious than cornflakes on the ground that have been stepped on by a unicorn. Wait – that actually might be true if Marigold used magic to make them tasty.

Corn flakes? Wouldn’t Doritos have been better?

And less messy.

Plus the chipotle sauce gets all over one’s fetlocks.

The crunch could be tacos (on a Friday, no less!)

Oh my god that’s hilarious!