Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 25, 2022

They’ll go to jail happy.

If they get too sweaty the ropes will fall off.

Plan the work. Work the plan.

(Charge up front, though.)

And another member of the Von Tramp family is heard from.

Alternate dialogue for Butch: “Well, okay, Nellybell … but make sure none of them filthy varmints have the Monkey Pox!

Hey, it’ll be known as the pre-jail orgy!! Everyone’ll want one!!

And don’t worry if it takes the sheriff a long time to get here. I’m sure I can handle them until he does. And don’t forget to tell the sheriff that he and his posse will be generously rewarded. The bigger the posse the more rewards!!!

Her plan was foiled. Little did she know they were after the fastest u in the west.

Unless she plans on leaving those boots on (not judging), she might want to get a head start unlacing them….

i’ll need directions to Miss Lovely’s place, please

I REALLY like her plan!

Annie gets her stuff! YeeeeHa!

It won’t get as far as lovemaking. The sheriff will have arrived before she gets one of those boots unlaced.

Maybe the boots are zippered in the back?

Clayton Moore should have taken lessons.

One for the scrap book, JL! Or your next book.

SHIFTY: LEAVE ME ALONE, BELLE! My gun’s out of bullets.

BELLE: Stop shootin’ ’em all at the boys in the bunkhouse then!

“Just save some of that love for me. I want to get hot and sweaty, too"

“Lorna, why do you get to have all the fun?”

Oh, the sacrifices she is willing to make for law and order.

“Or you could just make hot sweaty love to me and we can let them escape.”

“Do I let three or four get by me?”

♪ back in the saddle again…

Do you think that “Louise Lovely” was her real name?

If the barrel of that gun is really that long, it’ll take him all afternoon to clear it from the holster. So much for a ‘quick draw’.