Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for July 28, 2022

repairs coming out of Baldo’s Chevy Impala restoration fund

I had to take a coworker to traffic court in case he lost his license. Anyway one of the cases was a woman in an RV that backed into a telephone pole and knocked it down. She said she didn’t know she hit it. The judge went all “Judge Judy” on that excuse. I guess listening to lame excuses gets really really old!

Someday, kid, you’ll know the personal pain of a $2000 car repair bill. That looks like a new bumper, back door, and rear right panel, assuming he didn’t also mess up the rear axle.

You know you’re going too fast when your car goes airborne.

Way to go, kid!

My wife backed into a concrete barrier at a gas station once. Her defense was, “They painted it brown!” which, she argued, made it invisible.

It’s almost impossible to back into anything with my car. It beeps and then applies the brakes.

Tis but a scratch.

I guess you really can’t call them “Telephone Poles” anymore.

Bad move on Baldo’s part……driving wise!

I was on a bus when it got rear ended at a bus stop. Luckily not serious. The driver’s explanation? She didn’t see the bus!!!

That dent sure isn’t invisible though!

My mom made a left turn with an arrow, got hit by a woman speeding through a red light the opposite direction. In traffic court the judge told my mom she could go and proceeded to levy the fines and penalties against the other driver. The driver kept arguing with the judge until she got contempt.

It’s time long overdue for Baldo to get his rust bucket in the driveway street worthy and street legal.

Okay – did they switch who was driving after the incident as dad is coming out of the driver’s door?