The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for July 30, 2022

His favorite is Robert Kardashian Sr.

How did you know that I am thinking of specializing in cosmetic surgery?

Ughhh! Lila, forget the Kartrashians, they are a bunch of classless, ignorant, plastic surgery addicts and I wish they’d all just go away!

Gul Dukat, maybe.

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you asked for my favorite Cardassian.

Every time Lila speak a particular song from A Chorus Line always pops into my head..

T its and @ss

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the derriere

Did the nose with it

All that goes with it

T its and @ss

Had the bingo-bongos done

Suddenly I’m getting national tours

T its and @ss won’t get you jobs

Unless they’re yours

Didn’t cost a fortune neither

Didn’t hurt my $ex life either

Flat and sassy

I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can’t be choosers

That ain’t it, kid, that ain’t it, kid

Fix the chassis,“How do you do”

Life turned into an endless medley

Of, “Gee, it had to be you”

Why?

T its and @ss

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone’s there

You have got ’em, hey, top to bottom, hey

It’s a gas

Just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and your fine

T its and @ss can change your life

They sure changed mine

You’re all looking at my t its now, aren’t you?

They aren’t that big

I heard that, you b itch, I didn’t want ’em like yours

I wanted them in proportion

Well, you got what you paid for

I wouldn’t mind having just one of yours

Well go out and buy ’em

Have it all done

Honey, take my word

Grab a cab, c’mon

See the wizard on

Park and 73 for

T its and @ss

Orchestra and balcony

What they want is what cha see

Keep the best of you

Do all the rest of you

Pits or class

I have never seen it fail

Debutante or chorus girl or wife

T its and @ss

Yes, t its and @ss

Have changed my life

When he went on this date, little did he know that he would have a funny story to recount the next day in the doctor’s lounge.

The meaning of Lila on display!

My respect for her can’t get any higher, or lower.

If he says “Yes” I hear wedding bells.

Lila should be a reality star.

To be fair, I’m not impressed by his bragging, although his credentials are impressive