Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 28, 2022

would Guitar Bob dislike that “no loud music” sign considering how he plays his guitar?

Good think Andy is carrying his alcohol on the inside!

Affie’s MIA…

riffraff eh?

No waving your money around.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-28th-july-2022-27559119

Gee, I have to wonder if they allow PEOPLE on that beach!!

There’s riffraff and there’s riffraff. All a matter of perspective.

It started with keep off the grass. Soon parks will be kept in cages, or perhaps a diorama. Maybe we can get some Viewmaster discs?

“No Alcohol on the Beach”. Will they then check Andy’s blood?

Andy’s wondering which son of a beach came up with that one!

Can’t see why Andy is complaining – not a beach in sight…!

Why is the last sign off by itself and not with the others? Just have it be the last one, and have Andy just stop and glare at it. No words necessary.

They could have just simply put up a ‘No fun on the beach’ sign.

Life’s a beach, Andy … life’s a beach!

Andy: “Those rules are exclusively for beach bums! I may be a bum, but I’m no beach bum!!”

How do they feel about thong bikinis on your side of the pond?

Signs courtesy of the Sons of the Beach.

Can’t he pour beer into a non-alcoholic drink can?

Any better ideas? Haha.

xxx

One thing I’ve never understood is why some people drive their cars on the beach. Sand is way less stable than concrete or asphalt, especially when it’s wet. Not really an idea environment for a motorist.