Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 24, 2022

in the neck, in the wrist, in the spine… be more specific than that, Andrew

Andy landed in his back pocket and his flask burst all over him!

that’s gonna be a loooooong trial

Inside, he had the insight to incite me to violence by adding homonyms to his ad hominem attacks before he threw me through the window.

Sounds like the start of a Two Ronnies sketch.

He hurt my pride!

Very similar to the woman shot near the canal. They took her to hospital and police say the bullet is in her yet.

@Ling Today’s strip Is funny , the way our HERO Mr Andrew Capp mixes the issues is priceless :o) my avatar is a picture of my birth Sign Leo roaring his head of because he’s in good mood like I am, come passerai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vecchio amicho, our Sunday should be quite peacefull , no errands to run or shopping to do just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till 9.30 when we will watch our Archbishop celebrate the Holy Mass on Television , a bientot pal

Sorry, Affie—but today’s strip is NOT funny!!

It looks like the “artist” just threw it together to meet his deadline!!

Is the green suit bloke, Dodger or Conniver?

Groan!!!!! Andy is not a stand-up comic… More like a splashy one or maybe a ‘lie-down’ one….

Spike Milligan made this joke in his war memoirs 45 years ago, and I suspect he lifted it from an old music hall routine.

Dodger and Conniver – got to be very successful law firm. I’ve heard their names cast afar.

Is Nobby insured for that? Is he independently wealthy? Because otherwise, your best case scenario is a judgment you can’t collect.

Isn’t Nobby a fellow mooch at Jack’s pub? What does Andy expect to win?

Dodger & Conniver started as paralegals at the “rockhard” (like the “firm”, only tougher) of Dewey, Stickem & Howe…

Sorry Andy, no restitution for a damaged pride.

I’ll bet a dollar to a donut, Nobby caught Andy cheating on the darts score.

Interesting names for lawyers.

My favourite drinking establishment was called Nobby’s, well.. Nobby’s Too, but it’s long gone.

Boyd, Dewey, Cheetem, and Howe is much funnier.