Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 12, 2022

The end is nigh? The world is about to end? Who cares – there’s a cute puppy!

He’s toying with them

And they will get bigger.

Someone’s trying to get out of cleaning up after someone else.

Enjoy the ephemeral cuteness of DOG puppies, yes — but don’t forget the HUMAN puppies suffering all over the world.

He’s adhering to the lease law. Some owners insist that their beloved pet is not a vicious attack animal no matter how many children they gorge. Some people should not have pets…or children…or driver’s licenses. Hell, I’d even argue that some people should not be allowed to vote or have guns. Especially J6 traitors.

Two perfect details — the smiles of the other people and the p00p bag. And that’s probably why they’re smiling.

In other words: Doo doo happens.

Must be part Jack Russell

Keep him off the rug!

Advent of the “self fulfilling Prophesy”.

Yes. Yes there will.

Everybody is watching the puppy, not watching the runaway bus on the sidewalk!

Maybe switch out the sandals then, friar.

Sadly, the world does end when your puppy does. At least if feels that way. It’s the end of the world as you know it.

Puppies are pure joy. Youtube: The dodo puppies

As long as they’re happy accidents

“And they won’t be cute.”

You ain’t kidding!!!

“Snuggles and kisses will happen.” The Scribe of the Happy Puppy.

After humanity goes extinct because we’ve destroyed the environment, it might well be said that we had it coming, because we did it to ourselves. But dogs deserve better.

With a properly leashed dog, the end is always near.

In “The Sirens of Titan” the main character travels by chronosynclastic infundibulum to a huge religious ceremony where he discovers that he’s considered a prophet. He participates in a ritual call and response with the high priest. The priest asks, “How did you get here?” Our hero replies, “A series of accidents.”

There will be accidents. But will he scoop them up?

Let the accidents fly!

This likely is autobiographical.

Got a giggle out of this one.

Just an accident looking for somewhere to happen.

Get home! Your dog just had kitties !!

Well, hmmmmm . . . he could profit with that prophet!

It’s not an Accident. That puppy did it on Purpose.