Well, Momma Gargle, if you spent less time eating at Brutus’ then he might have more money for his family. But, I’d imagine you’d never think about that,
Wonder who Witch Mother Gargle married? Some rich and famous nothing? And where is he. Run off and left her? Or never married her? She is always Casting stones. Unhappy person. Where does she live? Alone apparently.
According to my daughter, she is not cheap. She is frugal. Brutus should to be frugal due to income and outgo, and Mama should go shopping and try on some ugly hats. Or maybe pound some sand.
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
And if Oswald Philpot is rich it is due to not being married to Gladys.
Justanolddude Premium Member over 2 years ago
He was just sitting there pondering on the same thing.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
The existence of Gladys implied someone married ol’ Witchipoo. Now that is something to ponder.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago
IF Brutus is a “cheapskate,” why is Mother Gargoyle always at his home!!?
/SHEESH/
j_m_kuehl over 2 years ago
I’m just waiting to spend my wife’s inheritance from you
wjones over 2 years ago
It was Gladys Choice, not yours.
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus is not a cheapskate! He just works for one!
KA7DRE Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus is my kind of man…. He’s honest and tells it like it is !
charlenelin1201 over 2 years ago
Right… Her daughter should have married Tom cruise.
djtenltd over 2 years ago
@charlenelin1201- But she would’ve had to be in Tom Cruise’s circles to do that.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
When I married my wife I promised her the Moon and the Stars. I don’t think she expected the Stars to be Townshend, Daltrey, and Entwistle.
Skeptical Meg over 2 years ago
HEY! Oswald’s mine, you homewrecker!
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, Momma Gargle, if you spent less time eating at Brutus’ then he might have more money for his family. But, I’d imagine you’d never think about that,
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
Two and a half men… Season 8?
flemmingo over 2 years ago
You old battle axe wouldn’t be standing there if she had married Oswald!
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus is assured of a long life, he’s so poor he can’t afford to die.
Look at the table, he could only afford one chair.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
And Brutus is wishing that she had
Chris over 2 years ago
yeah, he needs to be fixed instead of worn. :D
Just-me over 2 years ago
Brutus might not live forever, but Mother Gargle will make it seem like it.
CorkLock over 2 years ago
Wonder who Witch Mother Gargle married? Some rich and famous nothing? And where is he. Run off and left her? Or never married her? She is always Casting stones. Unhappy person. Where does she live? Alone apparently.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
He’s doing the best he can with what he has and he’s not doing that bad overall it seems…..
jconnors3954 over 2 years ago
Wasn’t that the Penguins name before he became the Penguin?
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
According to my daughter, she is not cheap. She is frugal. Brutus should to be frugal due to income and outgo, and Mama should go shopping and try on some ugly hats. Or maybe pound some sand.
paranormal over 2 years ago
She should know Brutus can’t skate…
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well Brutus just tell Gargle, if Gladys had married Philpot, it would have solved his biggest problem which is having you as his mother-in-law.
richardjohnsonvp over 2 years ago
Could have been worse. At least she didn’t marry Oswald Cobblepot, AKA The Penguin.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Yeah, broke thanks to your daughter.
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Don’t be so rude!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
And by the way, you are living there FREE!
heathcliff2 over 2 years ago
What is Pot filled with?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
“And your sponging off us every day isn’t helping.” And Brutus maintains his deadpan expression
Jim Kerner over 2 years ago
Cheer up, Brutus. You’re not alone! SIGH!
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
Being broke can lead to the appearance of being a cheapskate. It’s an easy mistake to make.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
There is a difference.
tiomax over 2 years ago
He’s not a cheapskate. He was just drawn that way!