Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2022

Gee wiz

Will holding till Monday work for you?

Wiz duty time is covered by a union collective bargaining agreement.

“Sorry. Now is really not a good time.”

Give the wizard an extra day off on the condition he sends Henry to take care of the problem!

Time and sieges wait for nobody.

It’s almost as if they planned it this was………

Perhaps Harry Potter is available.

Let the night shift deal with it

I’ve worked for people who thought it was a great idea to hold meetings on a Friday afternoon, usually after 2:00. I can’t believe they really thought anything would get accomplished.

Isn’t it strange that Wiz is responsible for (Ministry of) Defence, when there is an army? Is the spells a backup if the army is “not up for fight”, or is it the other way around? Tactics/response depends on who are on duty?

4:30 on a Friday…otherwise known as “Wiz time!”

Give us the keys to the wine cellar and you’ve got a deal!

“Holding the siege till Monday is fine by us. The longer the siege lasts, the more you go hungry without food and water, and the easier it is for us!”

If it´s a siege, I´m sure they will wait.

Gasp! His,devotion to the fink has wanned….

Yeah. What kind of savages start a major project after 1 of the clock on a Friday. …sheesh!

What? We don’t get weekends off?

Any task left unresolved Friday and you go to the lake will procreate over the weekend.

OK, but you’ve got to pay us time and a half for overtime.

Shouldn’t defeating an enemy be Rodney’s job?

And if the Wiz was one minute late getting to work then the Fink, er I mean the King would go ballistic, so why shouldn’t the guy get to go home on time?

No!  It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday…

I think the fink is ready to wiz in his pants.

They should have a relaxing weekend before invading.