Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 29, 2022

Bottle service

You could make extra money by recycling the bottles.

It’s the current thing to do.

It’d help with his college correspondence class —- learning to write code using. “Sea + +”

No, they’ll still bottle throttle you during peak traffic.

Geez – reminded me of ‘Message in a Bottle’ – What a complete waste of a couple hours..

If I could save time in a bottle

The first thing that I’d like to do

Is to save every day ’til eternity passes away

Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever

If words could make wishes come true

I’d save every day like a treasure, and then

Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do once you find them

I’ve looked around enough to know

That you’re the one I want to go through time with

If I had a box just for wishes

And dreams that had never come true

The box would be empty

Except for the memory of how they were answered by you

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do once you find them

I’ve looked around enough to know

That you’re the one I want to go through time with

Definitely YES…..

“We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your coconut …”