Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 04, 2022

Call Triple-At

Could you have the yeoman bring the ring of master keys?

A Slim Jim will work a lot better than that coat hanger.

That was my first suggestion. They might be able to avoid my second one.

“Siri, open the door for me.” – “I can’t do that, Dave.”

“Whatever works. Right?”

Is that diaper he’s wearing?

He was extremely lucky to find a metal coat hanger.

They’re not quite so common anymore.

call AAA

Fall down.

The coat hanger trick works on squarebody Chevys. I used to have one and had to do it a couple of times. As far as the AT-AT goes, their underbelly is a weak point.

Haven’t we been over this story line, before? Just disarm the Jedi and get it done.

Tell him it’s for better reception

Wouldn’t a spare lightsaber work just as well?

Apparently an AT-AT has a tiny hole in the foot that leads through a conduit into the central locking unit. If you thread the coat hangar through it carefully, (usually while flying by) it will either unlock the doors or blow up the Death Star.(Please don’t make fun of my literal paramnesia)

I wonder about that. They seem to reproduce and proliferate in my closet from day to day, and I could build a hurricane fence with the ones I haven’t thrown away yet. And the laundry places don’t want them back.

We were fighting off a birdemic

Just call AAA. What, you don’t have planetside service?

Maybe he’s looking for a second hanger. When straightened, he could witch for water (or graves for that matter.)

Did today’s and yesterday’s strip get switched? They read better in reverse order.

The AT AT is the most ridiculous weapon system, not just in the Star Wars universe, but in any.

I do hope they get the door open. I still want to find out how they’re going to attack a space station with an At-At.

You may lock it, but if he wants it, it’s GONE IN 60 SECONDS!1

“You have made me very angry! Very angry indeed!”

Apparently an AT-AT has a tiny hole in the foot that leads through a conduit into the central locking unit. If you thread the coat hangar through it carefully, (usually while flying by) it will either unlock the doors or blow up the Death Star.

I get 8 wire hangers every week.

I use them as welding rods at times. ( acytaline welding)

Tanks beat walkers, put equal technology into both, tanks are smaller targets, they can hide behind snow drift with just their beam canon and sensors showing. Tanks don’t have all the complexity of legs, they can shaped to provide thick armor.