Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 02, 2022

Oops.

Well, once it gets started then nothing can stop it.

And exactly how does an At-At attack a space station?

Call AAA.

“In that case….Nothing can START that inert juggernaut”

Also: Do they know about the tripping problem these walkers have?

Didn’t they get the recall notice?

Anyone have a coat hanger?

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

The keys to a successful conquest.

In space, no one can hear you call for someone to bring a coat hanger.

Do they have any T-47 Airspeeders aka Snowspeeders?

There’s always room for human error.

Yeah you’re gonna have to contact the dealer now

Actually the Juggernaut is a different vehicle entirely. We saw at least one during the battle of Kashyyyk in “Revenge of the Sith”.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/HAVw_A6_Juggernaut

Who did you buy these things from?

I’d think there would be an app for that

You have to lock the thing. Someone evil might steal it.

prepare for a cease-and-desist from disney.

Did they learn nothing about banana peels from attacking the Planet of the Apes?

It’s true, that armor’s too strong for blasters. Unless they go for the legs. It might be their only chance of stopping it.

Not to mention that you can’t reach it with the nozzle on the gas pump…

At least he didn’t forget where he parked it.

The batteries probably dead from leaving the lights on.

maybe a random question but, what species is Dirk Raider exactly? He apparently isn’t human.

Dumbest. Weapon. Ever.

I thought you got the copyright permission!

Is anyone else sad that we aren’t getting Stormtrooper Romance Novel all week?

Well…other than a good stout clothesline…. or jump rope…. luckily we aren’t attacking in the 1950’s!!!

I’ve heard they can be Tripped sometimes, too.

And, once they fall over, they are unable to stand back up.

Well now, ain’t THAT a bit(h!

There SO needs to be a comedy version of Star Wars. — Oh yeah, Spaceballs. Well, there should be more of those.