Merle Haggard: ♪♫ “We can call Mrs. Johnson to keep the kids a day or two. Take the early flight to Florida just the way we used to do. Have room service bring us breakfast. Make love all through the day. If we’re not back in love by Monday, we can go our separate ways.” ♫♪
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
They’ll turn it into a Youth Hostile.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
they need a revolving front door…
Bilan about 2 years ago
The Inn of the One Night Stand.
gammaguy about 2 years ago
Does the “humor” of this cartoon have you breaking up?
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
“Crumpets darling. I said do you feel like some crumpets? Not strumpets.”
TStyle78 about 2 years ago
It says Bed and Break Up. What did he think was going to happen?
Zykoic about 2 years ago
There’s at least one nightstand in each hotel/motel room.
iggyman about 2 years ago
In Las Vegas?
gammaguy about 2 years ago
That taxi driver is a regular at this bed and brake fast.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Don’t worry, Laura, men are like busses…there’s always one coming…
walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago
Merle Haggard: ♪♫ “We can call Mrs. Johnson to keep the kids a day or two. Take the early flight to Florida just the way we used to do. Have room service bring us breakfast. Make love all through the day. If we’re not back in love by Monday, we can go our separate ways.” ♫♪
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
once the taxi’s left they’ll change the sign to bed and breakdown…
Doug K about 2 years ago
It’s the last resort you go to (together).
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
Too late! One last glass of Port, and she’s Ore-gone!
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52024-d19343290-Reviews-The_Fulton_House_Bed_Breakfast_Portland_OR-Portland_Oregon.html
uniquename about 2 years ago
Sort of a relationship hospice.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
With thanks to: Elvis Aaron Presley / Mae Boren Axton / Thomas R. Durden
Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it’s down at the end of Lonely Street
At Heartbreak Hotel
Where I’ll be, I’ll be so lonely, baby
Well, I’m so lonely
I’ll be so lonely, I could die
Although it’s always crowded
You still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom
Be so, they’ll be so lonely, baby
They get so lonely
They’re so lonely, they could die
Now, the bellhop’s tears keep flowin’
And the desk clerk’s dressed in black
Well, they’ve been so long on Lonely Street
Well, they’ll never, they’ll never look back
And they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they are so lonely
They’re so lonely, they could die
Well, now, if your baby leaves you
And you got a tale to tell
Well, just take a walk down Lonely Street
To Heartbreak Hotel
Where you will be, you will be lonely, baby
Well, you will be lonely
You’ll be so lonely, you could die
Although it’s always crowded
But you still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom
Where they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they’re so lonely
They’ll be so lonely, they could die
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Could’ve stayed home for that.
bobpeters61 about 2 years ago
What ya wanna bet she’s the one who made the reservation.
Amra Leo about 2 years ago
Like the sign says…
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Merle wrote and sang some da** fine songs in his day!
ars731 about 2 years ago
“Everyday I wake up. Everyday I break up. Lonely is an man without love”
Lablubber about 2 years ago
Breaking up is hard to do NOT.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wait! Walking across the concrete walkway to a yellow taxicab is not a substitute for following the yellow brick road!!
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Lora Lovelace only stayed to finish the deepest jobs.