Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 05, 2022

Afterlife but no heaven

Kevin’s afraid if he tells to much about himself. He’ll will be kicked out.

The first trillion years is easy. After that it gets boring.

I agree with Ralph.

Boring.

We can only wish that’s how it would be. Somehow, I doubt it.

If angels have wings and sit in chairs, can the chairs have backs? Or will heaven have stools only?

Frog heaven has toad stools.

And then after that, we’ll form a committee to improve the afterlife!

Board meetings here too?

What no bagels and lox?

That depends on which direction you go.

That’s not heaven. That’s introvert H3ll

My name is Mike and my pronouns are he/him and I am wearing white with white wings and a golden halo.

After this, there’s a PowerPoint!

Wait! That’s a confusing picture… we always called those “the staff meetings from heck” but sump’n doesn’t look right.

(GoComics wouldn’t let me say Eightch-E-Double Hocky Sticks!)

“I’m dead. Next?”

No donuts or apple fritters. I think that is the other place.

Good fun. I think it’s just over. ‘blink’ and done. We are already in a virtual heaven being amongst those we love.

That’s probably actually h3ll.

There’s a test at the end of the week and then you get to put all that you’ve learned there into practice in your next incarnation.

In church we learned the streets will be paved with gold. I wonder if that’s still the case…

As the venerable Mark Twain so wisely observed. Heaven for climate, He!! for society.

What? Can’t they simply read St. Peter’s ledger? It’s way better than the National Enquirer.

So this is what H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks (since apparently the actual word is banned) is like, I wonder what they’re doing up in Heaven…

Kevin has that “Stare Way To Heaven” look …!

Oh Great! An Icebreaker in Heaven.

Maybe it’s an AA meeting (Angels Anonymous).

That nonsense should be in the opposite direction.

Netherworld has redecorated?

Eewww.