Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 03, 2022

Probably proboscis pulsations.

Homeboy (I’d say his real name, but the comments see it as a slur) better not read (or watch) “V For Vendetta” or his head will POOF!

G@ylord is alliterate illiterate!!

Positively pointed panels!

holey puking purple pickles, Batman!

We get the point, methinks!

Pee-ode porcupine punctures particular pusillanimous pedant.

Call it getting even for yesterday’s Pesky Pest Control prank.

Perhaps put on earplugs.

This is the most preposterous panoply of pronouncements ever paraded precendently before people in a never previously portrayed printed parody.

That reminds me of Penny Pingleton’s mother in Hair Spray…

Then their mission there is a success.

Vulture Boy is perceiving a particular pain in his precranium?

Whatever G@ylord gets, G@ylord deserves!

Upward and onward with alluring alliteration!

Put a sock in it you preposterous piece of poultry.