Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 28, 2022

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Ralph in the bathroom with nose clips. Sounds like a CLUE solution.

What are you doing, Ralph? Get out of there.

Hence the term ‘Natural Gas’

I use incense sticks. They’re great for getting rid of all smells.

And this has shown a light on how bright he is.

You could use Poo-Pourri:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNe6yJYjbyA&ab_channel=~Pourri

Last night I saw a commercial for a butt deodorizer.

Me too! Gives off a nice sulfurous odor.

It does work…match sticks…for some, maybe a few…

Won’t this cause an explosion?

Sorry! I know people that… well… there’s not a candle or a match that they can’t defeat!

There was a perfume shop that had so many fragrances in the air that I would get a severe headache. They also had jars of coffee bean which people could sniff to clear the fragrance from their noses before you tried another fragrance. I learned that as soon as I entered the shop (with my girlfriend), I needed to sniff the coffee beans to avoid a headache.

I once emailed P&G letting them know their Febreze did NOT work in our ‘reading room’ after i was in it. They never contacted me. I though it might be a real R&D opportunity.

More fun to go out with a BANG, not a whimper …!

Just leave an egg on the shelf. It’s a lot easier, assuming no kids are ever around.

I once knew someone who applied a lit match to a “read end gas eruption” but didn’t remove it quickly enough. The flame backed up and caused damage to a delicate place.

This was laugh out loud funny

Growing up, Dad always lit a match. Ah, memories!!!