Well there is lots of room in the Universe. Lots and lots of space. You could roll in a few things. Like a Giant teddy bear, between Mars and Earth just to confuse the scientist.
Yup. Our definition of Heaven is determined largely by our appetites. To Viking warriors, Valhalla was warrior heaven. To Anne Rice’s vampires, vampire Heaven was a beautiful garden where the flowers dripped blood. To Hugh Hefner, it was Playboy Mansion. To Billy Graham, there is no sex in Heaven, but there are plenty of golf greens to enjoy. To old arthritic dogs, it was the land of slow-moving squirrels. To Odie, it’s whatever to roll around in.
codycab about 2 years ago
Why not? He’s the king of the world!
Wise-Cracking Amelia about 2 years ago
Roll in everything. The cars (smash) the buildings (smash) elephant poo (sm-squish)
The Collector about 2 years ago
And this is why dogs have not taken over the universe yet.
manowarrior about 2 years ago
Rock and roll
Gent about 2 years ago
Stinky stuff, more precisely.
Chris about 2 years ago
do you really expect anything less from him.
edmund_graham about 2 years ago
So…basically Odie would be the Prince from Katamari Damacy? (I know that’s an incredibly geeky reference, I don’t care)
jagedlo about 2 years ago
So then instead of being the ruler of the world, he’d be the roller of the world?
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dogs rolling in stuff is the main reason I can’t plant row crops in my veggie garden. As soon as the young plants get up, the dog rolls them down.
2AndFour about 2 years ago
At least Odie would be a good ruler of the universe. Usually some crazy guy would rule the galaxy with evil intentions.
karmakat01 about 2 years ago
a dog doesn’t request that much generally, love food and sleep
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe about 2 years ago
If Garfield would be king of the universe, he’d probably do nothing.
Clarence about 2 years ago
If a dog rules the world then they will go and find dog toys
Prey about 2 years ago
They don´t need to rule the universe to do THAT I can assure you!
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 2 years ago
Men have the same attitude as Odie, except their STUFF are blondes, brunettes and redheads….
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
This confirms it: since they already roll in stuff, dogs rule the universe!
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
When I was seventeen I dreamed of being king and
Having everything I wanted
But that was long ago and
My dreams did not unfold so
I’m still the king of nothing
When I was seventeen I dreamed I gave a ring to
A pretty queen and then I held her
But that was slumber’s fault for
I have no love at all and
I’m still the king of nothing
If I could rule I’d dance my cares away
Find romance every day
I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say
I’m the king
I’m the king
I’m the king of nothing
If I could rule I’d dance my cares away
Find romance every day
I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say
I’m the king
I’m the king
I’m the king of nothing
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
What about if Jon were king of the universe? He’d be king of the road (With apologies to Roger Miller).
paranormal about 2 years ago
I’d say he’d probably get rid of all orange striped Tabby’s…
oakie817 about 2 years ago
yep
blakerl about 2 years ago
Well there is lots of room in the Universe. Lots and lots of space. You could roll in a few things. Like a Giant teddy bear, between Mars and Earth just to confuse the scientist.
Snoopy_Fan about 2 years ago
“It’s good to be the king…”
Diamonds&Roses Premium Member about 2 years ago
Odie’s clearly a dog of simple pleasures!
Geophyzz about 2 years ago
Uncle Scrooge would burrow through stuff like a gopher, toss stuff up and let it hit him on the head, and dive through stuff like a porpoise.
Happy Eevee about 2 years ago
Dear Ask A Dog, if you look up can you see your ears?
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He will probably roll in dead fish first.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
He could roll in anything he wants. Maybe he’ll bring his friend, the 500-pound gorilla.
WentHulk about 2 years ago
Hmm not a bad idea for a dog.
Garfield Fan 1949 about 2 years ago
Roll in bills baby
WDD almost 2 years ago
Yup. Our definition of Heaven is determined largely by our appetites. To Viking warriors, Valhalla was warrior heaven. To Anne Rice’s vampires, vampire Heaven was a beautiful garden where the flowers dripped blood. To Hugh Hefner, it was Playboy Mansion. To Billy Graham, there is no sex in Heaven, but there are plenty of golf greens to enjoy. To old arthritic dogs, it was the land of slow-moving squirrels. To Odie, it’s whatever to roll around in.