Garfield by Jim Davis for September 07, 2022

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    Why not? He’s the king of the world!

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    Wise-Cracking Amelia  about 2 years ago

    Roll in everything. The cars (smash) the buildings (smash) elephant poo (sm-squish)

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    The Collector  about 2 years ago

    And this is why dogs have not taken over the universe yet.

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    manowarrior  about 2 years ago

    Rock and roll

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Stinky stuff, more precisely.

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    do you really expect anything less from him.

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    edmund_graham  about 2 years ago

    So…basically Odie would be the Prince from Katamari Damacy? (I know that’s an incredibly geeky reference, I don’t care)

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    So then instead of being the ruler of the world, he’d be the roller of the world?

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dogs rolling in stuff is the main reason I can’t plant row crops in my veggie garden. As soon as the young plants get up, the dog rolls them down.

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    2AndFour  about 2 years ago

    At least Odie would be a good ruler of the universe. Usually some crazy guy would rule the galaxy with evil intentions.

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    karmakat01  about 2 years ago

    a dog doesn’t request that much generally, love food and sleep

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    ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe  about 2 years ago

    If Garfield would be king of the universe, he’d probably do nothing.

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    Clarence  about 2 years ago

    If a dog rules the world then they will go and find dog toys

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    Prey  about 2 years ago

    They don´t need to rule the universe to do THAT I can assure you!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 2 years ago

    Men have the same attitude as Odie, except their STUFF are blondes, brunettes and redheads….

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    This confirms it: since they already roll in stuff, dogs rule the universe!

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When I was seventeen I dreamed of being king and

    Having everything I wanted

    But that was long ago and

    My dreams did not unfold so

    I’m still the king of nothing

    When I was seventeen I dreamed I gave a ring to

    A pretty queen and then I held her

    But that was slumber’s fault for

    I have no love at all and

    I’m still the king of nothing

    If I could rule I’d dance my cares away

    Find romance every day

    I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say

    I’m the king

    I’m the king

    I’m the king of nothing

    If I could rule I’d dance my cares away

    Find romance every day

    I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say

    I’m the king

    I’m the king

    I’m the king of nothing

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    CaveCat87  about 2 years ago

    What about if Jon were king of the universe? He’d be king of the road (With apologies to Roger Miller).

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    I’d say he’d probably get rid of all orange striped Tabby’s…

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    yep

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    blakerl  about 2 years ago

    Well there is lots of room in the Universe. Lots and lots of space. You could roll in a few things. Like a Giant teddy bear, between Mars and Earth just to confuse the scientist.

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    Snoopy_Fan  about 2 years ago

    “It’s good to be the king…”

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    Diamonds&Roses Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Odie’s clearly a dog of simple pleasures!

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    Geophyzz  about 2 years ago

    Uncle Scrooge would burrow through stuff like a gopher, toss stuff up and let it hit him on the head, and dive through stuff like a porpoise.

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    Happy Eevee  about 2 years ago

    Dear Ask A Dog, if you look up can you see your ears?

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    Loading......Please wait  about 2 years ago

    He will probably roll in dead fish first.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    He could roll in anything he wants. Maybe he’ll bring his friend, the 500-pound gorilla.

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    WentHulk  about 2 years ago

    Hmm not a bad idea for a dog.

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    Garfield Fan 1949  about 2 years ago

    Roll in bills baby

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    WDD  almost 2 years ago

    Yup. Our definition of Heaven is determined largely by our appetites. To Viking warriors, Valhalla was warrior heaven. To Anne Rice’s vampires, vampire Heaven was a beautiful garden where the flowers dripped blood. To Hugh Hefner, it was Playboy Mansion. To Billy Graham, there is no sex in Heaven, but there are plenty of golf greens to enjoy. To old arthritic dogs, it was the land of slow-moving squirrels. To Odie, it’s whatever to roll around in.

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