Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 02, 2022

You did say “Anything!”

Okay. I got a phone and it has a 100 megapixel camera, with 20x zoom, and you left the window blind up when you were molting.

To be honest, you weren’t very specific, Verne. Take what you can get.

Old phone was OLD, slow and battery life was not even a day. Got a new one and wow, the difference is amazing.

I got a new phone case. The old one was won out.

They always miss the point

Forget it, Verne, RJ’s too fixated on his phone to have an actual conversation with you.