Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 02, 2022

I don’t think Agnes has the capability of talking to herself anyway

I would LOVE to break the neck of that b!tch Trout!!

That is—if Agnes doesn’t do it first!!

I have given myself headaches diving from on high. Might have been worse if my belly didn’t hit first.

Agnes has waited until the summer is half gone so she won’t have to fret and stew about it.

“There’s an “L” in “Pool”, so don’t lose it!" ☺

Your lips were moving

Just because Agnes practiced jumping in mud puddles doesn’t mean she is ready for the high dive

Don’t do it, Agnes. I wouldn’t.

I don’t go in any deep water. I always want my feet to be able to touch the bottom.

I went to a high school where, in order to graduate, we had to take a test where we would dive in the pool, swim two lengths using different strokes, tread water for a certain amount of time and float for a certain amount of time. After I passed that test, I said “Never again.”

There are people who love deep water, and then there is me.